Welcome to my page.

This page contains various essays describing my views on...well...everything.

I have chosen to use an all text format for my page because don't you just hate it when you're looking for information on a particular subject and you come across a page that has exactly what you want BUT it takes forever to load because the webmaster decided to pile on the graphics and the frames and the java and the midis and the....blah blah fucking blah? Well I don't. My pages are going to remain graphics free (with the exception of whatever banners FortuneCity decides to slap on my page.) What's that you say? You LIKE graphics and frames and java and midis and blah blah fucking blah? Then go away. This page isn't for you.

Now I suppose that some idiot is going to have his/her feelings hurt by the opinions expressed on this page. Well to that I say GOOD. If I hurt your feelings, you deserve it. If you decide to email me, MAKE SURE THAT YOU SPELL, PUNCTUATE AND CAPITALIZE CORRECTLY! Failure to do so will result in some VERY mean emails in response. One more thing, grammar is more than just the mother of your mother or your father.

Here is my email address. [email protected]. Spam me. I'll give you a cookie. :)

Other pages coming soon. I promise (to all those out there who have hung on forever waiting for me to update any of my other pages. :)

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